That's intense
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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