I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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