Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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