white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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