Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So I just went to clothing optional bar
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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