Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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