you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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