addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
