the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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