but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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