He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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