There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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