I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
