If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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