11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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