it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
A+ Viking dick
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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