just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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