I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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