So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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