Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
