ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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