Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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