Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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