So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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