JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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