So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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