There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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