Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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