The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you have to choose: penises or morals?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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