Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
