This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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