so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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