halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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