just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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