Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I love having hate sex.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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