Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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