you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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