But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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