i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
