I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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