I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
