Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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