Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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