She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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