just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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