Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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