love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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