Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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