i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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