How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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